Potato Jokes

Question: What do you get when you throw a potato down the side of a hill?

Answer: A potato roll

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Question: What do you get when you launch a potato into outer space?

Answer: Spud-nik

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Question: What do you get when cross an elephant and a potato?

Answer: A mashed potato

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Question:  What test does a potato take to become a lawyer?

Answer:  The potato bar

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Question:  Where does a potato go to drink?

Answer:  The potato bar

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Question:  What kind of babies does a potato have?

Answer:  Tater-tots

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Question:  What do you call a potato cop?

Answer:  A popo-tato.