I have a doggy vacuum
that cleans up what I spill.
He sits beneath the table
at every single meal.

If my spoon slips or drips,
my doggy slurps and burps.
If I so much as dribble,
I hear my doggy nibble.

My dog is so efficient,
he doesn't miss a crumb.
Sometimes he'll even clean my plate
before I'm all the way . . . Hey!

Where's my cheeseburger?!

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