If you try to take an old man's cane,
he'll use it to give you a 'whack!'
If you try to take an old lady's purse,
she'll use it to give you a 'thwack!'
If you try to take an old man's false teeth,
he'll use them to give you a 'chomp!'
If you try to take an old lady's shoe,
she'll use it to give you a 'stomp!'
But if you take an elderly person's advice,
they'll be sure to treat you nice.
he'll use it to give you a 'whack!'
If you try to take an old lady's purse,
she'll use it to give you a 'thwack!'
If you try to take an old man's false teeth,
he'll use them to give you a 'chomp!'
If you try to take an old lady's shoe,
she'll use it to give you a 'stomp!'
But if you take an elderly person's advice,
they'll be sure to treat you nice.