Question:  What did the pirate say when the mouse stole his can of cashews and used it as a getaway car?

Answer:  Aaargh!  That mouse is drivin' me nuts!
Question: What do you get when you throw a potato down the side of a hill?

Answer: A potato roll

Question: What do you get when you launch a potato into outer space?

Answer: Spud-nik

Question: What do you get when cross an elephant and a potato?

Answer: A mashed potato

Question:  What test does a potato take to become a lawyer?

Answer:  The potato bar

Question:  Where does a potato go to drink?

Answer:  The potato bar

Question:  What kind of babies does a potato have?

Answer:  Tater-tots

Question:  What do you call a potato cop?

Answer:  A popo-tato.