No-Way-Ned

No-Way-Ned never said any word but “no.”
“Would you like to see a picture show?”
“No.”
“Want to fish and watch the river flow?”
“No.”
“Want to plant a garden and help it grow?”
“No.”
“Do you ever say yes?”
“No.”
“Do you think I'm the best?”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.
“Yes. Yes. Yes.”
“No. No. No.”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“HA! Gotcha.”